1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.
1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"
de Global Feetus 3 avril 2007
Verb: to rub one's (usually naked) rear against any surface such as the carpet, wall, chair in a smooth slow flick movement.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.

Not to be confused with smear.
Verb: Darling! Don't you dare schmear on your brother's chair!
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING
de IHateCleaningUpShit 1 juillet 2013
Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.
Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.
de Mike G 15 octobre 2005
A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing.
She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.
de Anastasia DeLuciano 6 décembre 2004
A cocky and arrogant person who suprisingly has many friends who look past these faults
I can't believe that cocky Schmear won homecoming king!!
de settler69 20 février 2008
A derrogatory term used before a word to signify importance.
Carla, you are such a schmear bitch.
Matt, you have a schmear camel toe.
de Alexwaetweg 20 septembre 2007
1. When you forget something in your conscious mind while your asleep or falling asleep and then finally realize your forgetting something. --
a.The feeling of forgetting when you have been on a dose of "preferred choice here."
Hey I was falling asleep at Ted Gundy's house and had this incredible schmear and then realized...

Spectator 1: You had a schmear? No way!
de Now This is Entertaining 17 janvier 2007

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