1. Dude, look at that skater wearing etnies
2. What a poser!
Person A: Oh my god. You are so lame. Taking Back Sunday isn't cool.
Person B: ...
Person A: And are those Converse? Don't you know everyone wears Vans? You're such a poser.
Person B: *slits wrists in the bathroom*
Other Poser: I know! She doesn't rawk. She isn't punk like us!
One Poser: Tell me about it! Let's go listen to Avril Lavigne cd's!
Other Poser: okay!
Random Kid: You live in a mansion, you are friends with pretty much this whole school, and your family is awesome.
Emo Poser: Uhmm. NO ONE GETS ME! -runs away-