nob
British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
de Zaarin2007 18 novembre 2007
nob
A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.
1. That guy is such a nob!

2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?
de Vikas Shah 2 juillet 2002
The word "nøb" is a danish entry for the word "noob", commonly used in online chat such as mIRC. A noob is an internet-slang for the word amateur, which is often used when a person is patronising another person .
"fuck u, u fucking nøb"
"omfg, that guy was a totally nøb"
de Joachim Andersen 24 octobre 2008
Nob
Derogatory word for the male sexual organ aka penis.
Tom has got a small nob. He likes to stick his small nob into Dale regularly
de Fat Steesh 21 juillet 2005
stands for NO Bull Shit. can be a motto or a way of life
i live with nobs

she so doesnt understand nobs
de anonymous11212121 30 mars 2011
nob
A total idiot/ someone stupid
Sarah : OMG rae ur such a nob
de ifee 24 août 2007
nob
The incorrect way of spelling "knob", meaning:
1) penis
2) noun used to describe an idiot or dickhead
3) verb "to knob" meaning to fuck
"That knob didn't seem to realise there's a silent K in there!"
de nic_908 16 avril 2007

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