1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement
de Jake 22 avril 2005
To play with oneself until one reaches and is dancing on the top of the mountain
The fat ugly guy couldn't make me come, so I waited until he passed out from exhaustion and then I masturbated.
de thatgirldrinkinglemonade 9 juillet 2003
spooning the purple-headed yogurt swinger...
I enjoy masturbating as much as porn...
de Wraith 25 avril 2003
To turn on the faucet, to polish the tube.
I masturbate every night!
de ASSHOLE! 10 juillet 2004
Fly the airplane. Shift gears.
Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!
de Your Ass 26 septembre 2003
Beating the Bishop, Hand Shandy, Saying hi to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters, Wanking
If you go into a gay bar and the barman offers to pull you a shandy by hand then you know you've pulled.
de Shandy lover 29 avril 2003
to stimulate the genetails mainly
1. the doctor said for me to masturbate in that
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty
de lucas bolton 6 avril 2006
the main thing to catch a fish with
i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum
de anonymous 17 décembre 2003

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