Ubiquitous tourist tat
of Scotland: A tam o'shanter hat (a kind of tartan beret with a pompom in the middle) with ridiculous red hair attached to it, designed to make tourists look like they are trying to blend in with mythical highland natives.
Also known as a See You Jimmy
Get that fuckin' daft Jimmy hat off yuir head, ye twat. D'ye want tae get us beat up?