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a word used by the incredibly quality faction of The Social Network fandom on tumblr to describe Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg, as both of them are Jews who were clearly raised by unicorns in a magical forest somewhere
Ah, the sweet smell of Jewnicorn love in the morning.
#andrew garfield #jesse eisenberg #jews #unicorns #the social network
de robin-sparkles 16 novembre 2010
A creature that is a mix between a stereotypical jew and a unicorn.
"Dude thats a jewnicorn!!!!"
"Ew,it looks like the torso of mort the jew on family guy! with a horn on its head stuck onto a horses body"
#dude #unicorn #jew #guy #creature
de rootbearfloat 1 novembre 2009
the act of a unicorn getting very drunk and partying very hard it accidently hooks up with a jew and gets impregnated. The result is a jewnicorn.
Man did you hear about Deborah shes gunna have another jewnicorn... hoe.
#jew #unicorn #hey arnold #buffer bitch #bitch tits
de dimesrule 22 mai 2009
Someone who has a jose of the greatest proportions.
Jew nose so large, it resembles the horn of a unicorn.
She looked good from behind, but when she turned around, damn, she was a jewnicorn!
#jose #jew nose #jew #nose #insults
de Fwood 4 mars 2009
A deliciously Jewish Unicorn. Usually wearing a yamacha on it's one horn, and prancing throughout the plains. When threatened, it will defend it's self using a glistening menorah. It's call can be heard everywhere as "Oy!, I am feeling very veklempt!"
Dave Kelly: Dude, did you just hear that? I think it's a Jewnicorn!

Echo: veklempt,klempt, klempt...where are my good socks?

Jim: uh..that kinda weirds me out...let's go

Dave: NO!, WE MUST OFFER IT LATKAS! It could become hostile, or become riddled with extreme angst and hebrew wizardry!

Jim: uhh..yeah..you do that...I'ma go watch full house...those things are freaking..odd...man...*walks away while watching trees sternly*

Jewnicornriffic...
#jewish creatures #jewish #unicorn #jewnicorn #jewish unicorn #menorah #yamacha #veklempt #prancing #soy sauce.
de Dave-Rave 12 juin 2006
1. A variety of unicorn that immerses itself in Judaism.

2. A Jewish person who is fascinated by unicorns and/or wishes they were one.
I'm a Jewish unicorn... I'm a Jewnicorn!
#jewnicorn #jewish #unicorn #jewnacorn #llamicorn
de KC ShadyLyon 18 janvier 2011
n. (Ju-neh-korn); a combination of the words Jewish and Unicorn that are defined by a mythological persona of a non-existent being that a jewish, blonde female should display when being approach by a man whose pickup line pertains to his Nazi grandparents.
Jewnicorn - Pretty self explanatory.
#jew #jewish #unicorn #junicorn #mythology #blonde #blond #dating #pickup
de MattTheRugger 6 décembre 2010
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