When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.
Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!
de markah stewart 22 octobre 2005
The act of having a friend snitch on you.
Whoa Connor whats with the friendly fire. I though we were friends.
de Bobby_love 24 février 2013
When a male is masturbating and ejaculates with so much force that he shoots a load into his own face
Dale hadn't jerked off in weeks, so when he finally did he hit himself with some friendly fire.
de Crispee22 12 septembre 2011
this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation
Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?
de Jack10392 6 mai 2010
1. To accidentally bomb or shoot a member of your team, typically in the military.
2. To accidentally shoot your load into your significant other, typically because you were too wasted to time your pull out.
"Holy shit!! .....We just wiped out Bravo company with "Friendly Fire", when we should have targeted 200 yards in front of them where the enemy is positioned!"

"Sorry for the "friendly fire" babe, I'm wasted........"
de J Kong 19 octobre 2013
when an american decides to be a total fucking moron and shoot a brittish soldier.
american: "omg, wtf is that?"
american no. 2: "idk, shit! it's moving! SHOOT IT!"

-friendly fire occurs...
de ljkhsdlkdf 8 mars 2007
when a man ejaculates in his own face / mouth
Andy friendly fires when he masturbates.
de Troy 25 mai 2004
Accidentally ejaculating on another straight man
Jeremy's father walked in, and was caught in friendly fire.
de Cumshot Carl 12 novembre 2011

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