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1.
what the fuck , but in a more confused manner
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: Dafuq?
de John T. Windhouser 23 août 2011
 
2.
A semi-meme, cousin of lolwut. It's something you say when you are either:
Disturbed, confused, angry, scared, ect.
It's like saying "wtf" only more bad ass.
Person 1: Wanna see my dick?
Person 2: Da fuq bro, no!
de Da Fuq 3 août 2011
 
3.
1. a shortened term of the colloquialism "what the fuck".
2. used in several popblogs such as dafuq.biz and dafuq-posts.tumblr.com to indicate comedic or bizarre content.
3. An internet meme caption attached to images to indicate the image is comedic or bizarre to societal norms. Commonly seen on popblog icanhascheezburger.com.
what dafuq is this?
de loverlyidear 7 août 2012
 
4.
What the fuck?
Casey: I want some handcuffs for Christmas.
Casey's boyfriend: DAFUQ?!
de FUNNIEST BITCH EVER 29 novembre 2012
 
5.
A popular phrase originating from popular hood slang "what da fuck" or more commonly known "what the fuck"
Usually used in texts and comments on unusual or weird things.
"Dafuq did I just look at?"
"I don't know bro, I think it was a dog shaved and painted to look like a panda."
de Hamjam 3 mai 2013
 
6.
1. Short for "What the fuck", but in a more confused manner. Popularized by a caption of a screenshot from Harry Potter, featuring Severus Snape recoiling in sheer horror.
2. A backronym for "Don't Ask; Fucked Up Quickly".
Guy 1: "I was watching Glee, and I saw a kissing scene gone very wrong..."
Guy 2: "SRSLY?!"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I was like dafuq?"

Girl 1: (Facebook status) "How did (Girl 2) mess up that test???"
Girl 2: (reply) "D.A.F.U.Q."
de otaku sempai kun 27 décembre 2012
 
7.
like wtf, its ebonics for what the fuck
dafuq do we have to go to school tomorrow?
motha fuckas need to get DAFUQ off my jock
de Elliot W. 4 janvier 2009