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29.
Crumpet is the "polite way" of saying the word Cunt. Usually not heard within civilized conversation.

Therefor the word crumpet is heavily used by middle and upper class society members, especially with the younger generations. The word crumpet can easily be heard in schools around the western suburbs of Sydney, were lads are prevalent and the word cunt is used by those dirty lads.
1) lad: oi cunt come 'ere!
Alex to friend: that lad is such a crumpet
2) alex to keiran: Lauren likes her crumpet dripping with honey

keiran to alex: that's why I'm a bee keeper!
de Therealman445 25 juin 2010
 
30.
Small creatures that live primarily under couches and beds. They resemble cotton balls or soot balls or dust bunnies, although any smallish and round object with eyes and legs may be referred to as a crumpet. Most have stick-like arms and legs without knees or elbows. Crumpets are generally non-gender specific. Most people are unaware of their existence.
As I was eating my plate of crumpets, one tried to escape and I had to stab him with my fork as he ran across the table.
de Goobermaster 19 janvier 2005
 
31.
a prostitute, used in the movie 'dumb and dumber'--
harry says: "would you like some tea and crumpets??"
"man that chick is a nasty crumpet she's not worth the 50 cents that she charges"
de holly 22 novembre 2004
 
32.
the derogatory word for the slit between a womans legs. on asian women this is called a crumpetttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! and on the french it is known as a crossiant. some are pink some are brown and you even get the purple ones but all in all the all serve the same function and that is, anal sex.
man: can i butter your crumpet?
woman: if i can butter your rod
man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!
de xcczxczxc 25 février 2009
 
33.
A word you call a white person instead of cracker
I was beat up by a gang of crumpets
de stevie 4 avril 2004
 
34.
Snotty British exchange student(s).
Byron thinks he can use his British accent to get women, what a fuckin' crumpet.
de Anonymous 5 septembre 2003
 
35.
A person of African descent. (A black person).
"Crumpets love the purple drank."
de Schwamp 29 août 2007