Never ever to be confused with a Muffin
Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!
de unknown 18 janvier 2005
1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"
1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.
de dero-licked 16 décembre 2004
Refers to a womans vagina
She had a sweet dripping crumpet.
de crumpetboy 19 octobre 2004
An extremely promiscuous woman, a slapper, a slut, often has STDs, will have intercourse with most men, will administer oral sex to all men.
She's a crumpet.
de Diulailomo 4 avril 2004
the female reproductive organs. i.e. pussy
"Dude, i got four fingers into her crumpet"
"Yeah, the crumpet was a little hairy, but she had a nice rack..."
de Chode Master 6 septembre 2003
any thing you want crumpets can mean wot ever.
It start as we where walking down the street and my mate goes check out those crumpets refering you the 2 girls ass in front. and it just caught on.
Look at that crumpets. (ass, tits, anything, or tree or stars)
de Josh watts 29 novembre 2007
Small creatures that live primarily under couches and beds. They resemble cotton balls or soot balls or dust bunnies, although any smallish and round object with eyes and legs may be referred to as a crumpet. Most have stick-like arms and legs without knees or elbows. Crumpets are generally non-gender specific. Most people are unaware of their existence.
As I was eating my plate of crumpets, one tried to escape and I had to stab him with my fork as he ran across the table.
de Goobermaster 19 janvier 2005

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