The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.
The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)
de barneschm 27 mars 2009
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Suffered by somenone who can't help himself stealing coworker's pens, although subconsciously.
Hey Jack, do you suffer from cleptopenia? It's the fourth pen you stole from my desk in the last week...
de jo_as_neo 19 avril 2011
One who has an uncontrollable desire to steal other men's virginity.
Pretty self-explanatory. Cleptopenia
de Dominationation 1 mai 2011