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1.
to get pulled over by the police. comes from the sound the police sirens make ("BLURP!")
"SLOW DOWN...i ain't tryna get blurped tonight!"
de DIZZYD 31 août 2004
 
2.
The disgusting sudden explosion of blood that comes out of the vagina when youre on your period and you laugh/sneeze/cough.
Beth: "Yea so I totally just got my period today. Gross right?"
Anna: "Yuck girl."
Beth: *sneeze*
Beth: "Oh god... I umm... Need the bathroom..."
Anna: "Oh my god you just blurped didn't you???"
de Elle911 9 avril 2011
 
3.
To communicate with someone via an instant messenger program; fr. the sound instant-message programs often produce when a message is received.
He didn't respond when I blurped him, so I assume he must have stepped away from the computer.
de Jshrek62 16 mai 2011
 
4.
The act of simultaneously burping and vomiting - usually projectile style.
Mama, I just done blurps all over my bed.

Mama, I blurpsed all over your bed.

Muuuuuum, oh no, I bin blurpsing again!
de @KingTybo 3 février 2010
 
5.
A fat person who enjoys McDonald's
T-blurp hollins
de Swagg Based 3 juillet 2011
 
6.
When you puke a little in your mouth when you Burp.
"I just drank some beer and I tried to burp, but I ended up blurping
de Blurpen2000 26 mars 2007
 
7.
when your computer freezes but you keep clicking and when it unfreezes everything happens all at once
my compter blurped the other day while playing sims 3
de jmaster876 10 juin 2009