A piece of shit. They have the word 360 in the title of the console because you will be lucky if it lasts that many days. Aslo a marketing sceme to get customers to buy multiple stacks of shit (xbox's), by using knowingly faulty components. Then charging you half the price you paid in the first place to get it fixed. Usually after repair, it takes the time you could have saved to buy a PS3, or a shotgun to shoot yourself in the face, for them to ship back to you. They commonly causes ones room to become filled with broken xbox's flashing red lights. Also used as a paperweight, a surface to wright on, as well as used to build the base for things such as houses and cars. Also an achievement for the world in defective marketing, as well as branding Microsoft as being thief's. Also the system that got Dawngaurd first, FUCK. But does anyone even have a working system to play it anymore? Doubtful. Once they break down, they usually cause the owned to become very angry, but still willing to buy a new one, with reasons they cant even tell you. Xbox 360's are common victims of but not limited to - Being throw out windows, getting shot at, getting ran over by cars, getting set on fire, ect. They also take advantage of the best technology since flushing toilets - the Kincet. Playing a Kincet game is like trying to itch your asshole with 2 broken arms. It requires more perfect conditions to run half properly then to create life.
Dickwad A - Yo bro you trying to play some Gears Of War?
Dickwad B - Nah man i cant, ive spent over 10,000 Dollars in Xbox 360's and still don't have a working one.
Dickwad A - Aw damn man what do you do with all of the broken ones?
Dickwad B - I need to throw them out, they are taking up all of the space in my room.
a 'games console' used by wannabe 5 year old gamers. Usually when people have a xbox 360 and you ask them wats better about xbox 360s than ps3s they say the games and graphics are better. Well thats total bullshit because they probably havent come in a distance of 100 metres of a PS3.
Sean: Yay I got an Xbox 360!
Matt: Die in a hole.
A fancy boat anchor that has a self-destruct mode
You ready to go fishing,
yeah I just need to get my xbox 360
we need an anchor
(n.) A item that works perfectly fine as long people don't leave the damn thing on 24/7, and then seem so surprised that their xbox overheated and got the red ring of death. The item also seems to attract a lot of unwanted critiscism and insults from sony fanboys who bought a shitty system, now ashamed about it, and decide to speak shit about xbox to make PS3 look awesome.
Person 1: You got a xbox 360? Dumbass! Your going to get the red ring of death!
Person 2: Nah, I am going to turn it off when I am done, so it will be fine.
Person 1: Well xbox live got shut down for 7 weeks once! Thats nothing compared to the PSN outage for a month!
Person 2: Yeah your right, xbox live was shut down 7 weeks before it existed.
A gaming console
associated with microsoft
. The name and logo is derived from the playstation
controller, where there is an "X", a square or "Box". a circle or "360" and a green triangle that gives the name its color.
or maybe it was that sony
decided that the controller buttons had to be derived from the name of the Xbox 360.
Microsoft's latest in total crap. 58% breakdown rate within a year. Gets red ring of death approximately every 16.31 seconds. If you buy it, you will probably end up using it as a paperweight. Totally overrated.
Guy 1: Just got a new xbox 360
Guy 2: Cool lets go play it
5 MINUTES LATER
Guy 1: This is awesome!!!
Guy 2: Aww.... that sux
Guy 1: I guess it wasn't a total waste of money. Now I have a new Paperweight!
The #1 leading cause of break-ups in the world.
Girl: Wanna go out for dinner tonight honey?
Guy: NO!!! XBOX 360 IS WAAAAAAAAAAY MORE IMPORTANT!!!