A euphemism for a person who has no connection to reality due to the luxuries that 21st century first-world living has afforded him/her. Such a person is so detached from the order of the world that they seem to forget a lion would eat them without giving two shits about it. A common delusion of a vegan is that their obsession with abstaining from animal products is actually a form of compassion and love. My studies have shown this behavior to be no more than an ego boost to compensate for other areas in which they are inevitably exploiting and pillaging the earth's resources just like everyone else. Ultimately "veganism" is a psychological complex that confuses an egoistic idea with the natural order of the world.
(Two L.A. vegans at brunch)

Cindy: Oh my god, Doug, I feel so much better about myself for being a vegan!

Doug: That's the whole point, right?

de RibEyeSteak 3 mars 2009
one who does not eat meat; does not suck dick or straight.
Keep it vegan
de PRod3002 23 avril 2011
A usually pretentious human who denies themselves meat, dairy, eggs, and fish in an attempt to be politically correct. Usually they will sight a study by an obscure hippy Dr. that says this diet is healthy, or declare that animals should have the same rights as people or other lame nonsensical arguments.

The Vegan is also someone who usually enjoys pointing out your "wicked" meat eating ways and pretends that soy products are actually palatable. Symptoms of a vegan are sucked in paper thin skin that shows every detail of their skull, and declaring themself an "environmental activist."
The kids really enjoy teasing the vegans by kicking their puppy and eating tons of bacon.

The vegan broke his leg because instead of drinking real milk, he drank soy juice.
de Anton Dacy 12 décembre 2011
A word that seems like it should rhyme with pagan, even though it does not. For instance, you never hear of a vee-ge-ta-ri-an or a vee-ge-ta-ble, yet it's vee-gan.
My friend Megan is a vegan pagan, flashin' mo' bling than Menachem Begin.
de MC 900 Foot Oral Roberts 7 août 2006
Person who abstains from the pleasures of meat. Many vegans claim their diet makes them live longer; in reality it just seems longer
person 1. Who's that old, pale, sad dude that looks like he hates the world?

person 2: That's my son. He is a vegan.

de BBQ King 3 décembre 2008
One who thinks they make a change by wasting their own life with insane,and pointless rules while everyone else still eats meat,and wears whatever they want.
They also usually try to spread their movement like hardcore Christians and force others into believing in the same thing at any cost.
"Look at John,he's over there trying to convert those kids to vegan like he's some kind of missionary."
de MarcusMethadone 6 janvier 2009
Native American word meaning: "Poor Hunter"
Hey Killed-a-Bear, give some meat to Walks-with-a-limp he's a Vegan.
de Atomicgrape 29 avril 2008

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