class: *names all but SI*
me: staten island! *mumbles under breath* duh, its the only place to live
Staten Islanders live in 3-bedroom houses and either drive, take a bus, a boat, or a train to get to places.
Girl 2= yeah.. why?
Girl 1= you talk & look like one.
Girl 2= good, i'm glad... you look like your from a shithole.
Man 1: "So where did you grow up?"
Man 2: "I grew up in Staten Island, New York."
Man 1: "Oh, I've heard that's not such a great place.Your life must have sucked pretty bad then, huh?"
Man 2: "Actually not in the slightest, I'm still happily married to my wife of 40 years, I have 3 children that all went through college with full scholarships and now they have their own families. How about you, where did you grow up?"
Man 1: "Oh I grew up in Arkansas."
Man 2: "Oh that sounds nice, how's your life been so far?"
Man 1: "...I got charged with 25 to life for murdering a prostitute after I robbed a bank, killed 3 police officers and highjacked a truck full of explosives...Luckily I fled the country though!"
Man 2: "Yeah! You define the word lowlife!"