verb: to tell complete falsehoods with no regard for the actual truth. Most often used in layers of falsehoods.
I heard we're serving lobster at the company celebration this friday at lunch.

Dude, you're schwabbing me, there's not even a celebration, much less lobster.
#false #lies #bullshit #liar #mythbusters
de Kyle Faber 17 août 2007
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A schwab is a penis that is wider than it is long. aka a tuna can.
I don't know if the sex was good. It was wierd. He had a schwab.
#schwab #chode #tuna can #grunndel #taint
de Captain Correct 12 janvier 2008
(n) A schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a slut or dirty skank.

(v) To schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a vagina, but can work for anything)

(adj) Something that is schwab(esk) is "loose" or whorish.
#slut #loose #whore #bitch #cunt
de Smokin Ice Cube 14 février 2009
A girl version of the douche bag
Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!
#douche bag #annoying #stupid #weird #awkward
de Wesd 3 mars 2008
a Crazy stalker.
That Schwab won't leave me alone!
#crazy #stalker #eyebrows #hairy #schwabble
de Towarnu 1 janvier 2010
n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.
"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."
#wet blanket #buzz kill #stick in the mud #jerk #asshole #arse #arsehole
de catastrophysics 29 mai 2006
The act of performing oral sex on a male.
Hey baby wanna schwab tonight?
#oral sex #head #blowjob #kristin #bryan
de khsmile4 6 août 2011
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