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Noun. A sexy bitch that is quick, easy, convenient, hot on the outside, and cold on the inside (as in personality), like a hot pocket.
Dude 1: Yo, I'm dating this bitch and I cannot stand her, but she is bad as hell doe.

Dude 2: I'm afraid you got a microwave bitch dawg.

Dude 1: Shiiiiiiitt man, you right. I might need to put her back in for a lil longer.

Dude 2: Nigga, she like 20 years old, she can't fit back in her momma.

Dude 1: If her moms is as much of a microwave bitch as she is, then YES SHE CAN.

Dude 2: Nigga that is ill.

Dude 1: Like I said she is BAAADDD!!, but I can't stand her when she has her mouth open and is talking. CONSTANTLY!!!! ABOUT NOTHING!!!!

Dude 2: ROFL!!!!!!
de Funnybannie 24 janvier 2013
A person so lazy and impatient they only take things that come quick fast and in a hurry like food from the microwave as opposed to cooking an actual meal from scratch.
Daughter- omg! My phone is so friggin slow!
Mother- in my day we had to have 35 cents to use a pay phone and the Internet wasn't even an idea! Children today are such microwave bitches!
de Holl33 19 janvier 2015

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