"BAHAHAHAHA, you just said Lawn Guyland ! And I'm not just saying so because I heard somewhere that people from Long Island do that."
See also Staten Island (which at least gave the world the Wu-Tang Clan thereby somewhat justifying the continuing existence of the place).
guy from South Jersey: dude, he isn't acting any differently than you and your friends! does that mean that you're also a douchebag?!?
guy from North Jersey: shut the fuck up, man!