Koch's are men who all-too-easily find 'the one' and time after time, heavily pursue a particular girl (the Koch victim), usually until she becomes aware of the obsession.
In most cases, the girl/victim will dump the Koch when the obsession becomes too much to handle. Having said this, some girls enjoy being obsessed over and will happily marry a Koch.
Koch's will usually spend most of their time with the victim, ignoring friends until the likely breakup, at which point the Koch will come crawling back to previous friend circles in search of a new victim.
Kochs will often stop at nothing, stereotypically travelling long distances or even moving countries, in attempts to pursue victims. Needless to say, usually a Koch will quickly return to his home country after the Koch romance comes to an end.
Bill- "the British consulate are taking ages to grant me a visa so I can follow Bethany back to her home in London"
Bob- "tell them to hurry up and stop being such 'Kochblockers'... Wait dude is that the girl you met at the coffee bar yest?"
Bill- "yeah man, we're in love"
Bob (under his breath)- "what a Koch"
1. To hang
around / stay / chill somewhere or with someone.
2. When a place is nice to stay.
1. I'm koching with my boys.
2. This place is a koch.
A handjob in a crowded bar from a homely looking girl that closely resembles a blueberry.
Man I got a Koch last night at McFaddens.
A very tasty dessert. Mainly eaten after dinner. Can be used for other purposes. There are also Chocolate Kochs, Double Chocolate Kochs, and Triple Chocolate Kochs for the crazy peoples. There are vanilla Kochs but the Chocolate is most popular.
Chocolate Kochs, Vanilla Kochs,Double Chocolate Kochs.
An affectionate term for either a friend or acquaintance who then in turn refers to you as Dinkins in their reply.
see also "Dinkins"
"What up koch?"
"Pass that shit koch!"
To fake an orgasm as a guy. Not faking it as a women.
Molly:How was he lastnight?!
Taylor:It was great! Except I think he koched it....
Molly: Well at least you got off!
An ethnic slur of unknown origin in reference any and all attendees of science-fiction and fantasy conventions. Specifically used outside of Jack in he Boxes.
Hey! Whats up you dirty Koch?
Dont be such a Koch.