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1.
Inbred, usually with chubby cheeks and freckles.
Tyler: Hey man, did you see that porker?

Kevin: Yeah, he was such a Kelch.
de Kevin Gypsy 11 février 2009
 
2.
A Cough and bELCH occurring simultaneously (spelled with a "k" at the beginning to avoid the soft "c" that would otherwise occur).
Those habanero peppers make me kelch like there's no tomorrow!
de pentozali 8 avril 2014
 
3.
Kelch: (kəck) ( sounds like kelp with a "c") Adj.

A sort of ghetto laugh, mostly girls use.
1. The girl had a kelcky laugh.
2. The teacher had a bit of a kelch when laughing.
Antonyms: Giggle, Normal laugh, Cute laugh
Synonyms: Hillbilly laugh, choking laugh, ugly laugh
de ._. I made this word up btw 15 novembre 2011