masturbating while taking a shit
I just took a jack shit
#jack #shit #nothing to do #masturbation #bored #jerking off
de TknucksSucks 1 novembre 2010
A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10.
I'm gonna raise you and go all-in even though I have jack shit. Or, Aw, you're bluffin' me, I bet you have jack shit so I call.
#shit #jack schitt #poker hand #jack #one-eyed jack
de stinkygordo 7 octobre 2008
when you are taking a shit and getting a handjob at the same time
what'd you do last night?
Jack shit....
Oh that must've sucked...
No... no sucking... just a handjob
#jackshit #handjob #blumpkin #hand job #jack shit
de jackshit 4 mars 2008
the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.
You don't know jack shit.
#bullshit #diddly #diddly squat #jack squat #jack
de bumpie 22 janvier 2006
1. jack rabbit feces.

2. something plentiful and omnipresent, yet nonetheless worthless.

3. nothing, or nothingness
(see jack squat)
"This here jack shit ain't worth jack shit."

Incorrect: "He don't know jack shit."
Correct: "He knows jack shit."
de Joe Bone 11 mars 2005
A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupid
Man, you are such a jack shit!
de KROD 13 décembre 2004
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