having absolutly nothing.
"I don't own jack shit!!!"
de PotatoChip 30 mai 2003
This term is used to describe someone who thinks they know everything yet are often wrong. They will argue and lie to be right. Often get louder when challenged. It can also be said they have shit for brains. Often offer unnecessary information just to have something to say.
Said to someone who is the offender."You know Jack shit about everything shit for brains".
#waffler #not knowing from nothing #clever #verbaliser #verbalism
de Lordsmith 26 octobre 2010
The combination of an unsuited Jack and Two as starting cards in Texas Hold 'em.
Wow, you just dealt me Jack Shit.. Literally..
#jack #shit #poker #texas #hold #em #niggga
de El Holandés Rojo 25 octobre 2010
Poker term:

1) Traditionally refers to drawing Jack-Deuce as your starting hand, ie. "Jack-Shit"; a bad hand. Although may sometimes be extended to refer to a combination of a Jack with any low value card 2-7, typically.

2) Jack-Shit Poker - A variation on the familiar Seven-Deuce Hold'em. A pre-arranged additional reward is owed by one's opponents if he wins a hand with Jack-Deuce as his hole cards.
Player X: You had a straight?

Player Y: Nah, I had Jack Shit!
#poker #jack-shit #jack #jackshit #shit
de Chuck_1804 24 septembre 2010
An American gentleman, with whom certain people are unfamiliar.
You don't know Jack Shit.

Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
#ignorance #jack #shit #jackshit #theodore
de Pipe Downn 21 janvier 2009
1. To have nothing.

2. In texas holdem hole cards consisting of jack two of anything.
Ie: I have jack shit for money.

I had to fold when I caught jack shit.
#garbadge hand #diddly squat #bullets #doyle brunson #ladies
de phoenix 1997 11 juillet 2010
Term used to describe the act of spanking the monkey while taking a dump.
I got really bored yesterday, so I did a Jack Shit in the bathroom
#shit #poop #jacking off #jack #feces
de the dirty liberal 27 novembre 2009
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