Brad: Dude, I don't give a fuck.... *sips beer*
Sir Elton Newton: Hahaha, very amusing. What college do you attend my friend?
Brad: University of Texas....*sips beer*
Sir Elton Newton: Hahahah, I go to one of the most prestigious Universities in the land.
Brad: *sips beer* I don't give fuck.
Sir Elton Newton: Hahaha, I bet you wish you were me don't you?
*Brad punches the shit out of the Ivy League fag, then bangs his girlfriend*