Bro two: "Hell yeah, I could use some hepatitis!"
Clueless idiot: "Man my dick has been itching ever since I went to Grand Haven."
Not a clueless idiot: "Did you get in the water?"
Clueless idiot: "Yeah, why?"
Not a clueless idiot: "You're going to die."
Dumb twat: "I met this group of guys at the beach the other day and I've been talking to this one on the phone a lot and he wants me to hangout, but all his friends are going to be there too."
Dumb twat's friend: "Bring extra lube."
2) A small West Michigan city full of white, middle class, Christian Reformed people who often do nothing else than contract skin cancer at the beach.
3) Quite possibly the site of the most MIP's ever handed out.
2) Someone from Grand Haven: "Evolution is fake. Jesus is my homeboy. Everyone else who is alive is a faggot and deserves to burn in Hell with Satan."
3) Grand Haven is building a huge-ass courthouse for all those wily teens.
"Yeah, must be a pic of Grand Haven."
(2.) "So I travelled to Milwaukee last week. It was nothing compared to Grand Haven."
(3.) I looked out and saw all of the colors of the rainbow on the sunset, and I remembered how great Grand Haven is.