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1.
a word that is said when you are the first one to post a comment on a video, picture, article on the net
(looking at video on collegehumor.com.. there are no comments yet)
you writing the first comment : fIRST
de dtsergiu 10 février 2009
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2.
Apparently sought after position of being the first person to write on an online comment section, only to use the opportunity to write "first."
Mike: "Yeah bro, I totally wrote first on that article."

Allen: "Thats not douchey at all."
de ronmex7 16 avril 2009
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3.
Used by the very first commenter on a blog or forum to show they beat everyone else to comment first
1st Commenter: "FIRST!"

2nd Commenter: "Omg you are so lame no one cares if you are first congrats on your non-prize winning first comment."
de immatellyouwhat 1 août 2008
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4.
SPAM commenting on anything with the incorrect assumption you are the first to contribute. Only comments which refer in some way to the subject commented on are real first comments. In other words it isn't a first post solely to add the word first.
Anon: "FIRST!"

Joe Blow: "Second!"

Real First Commenter: "I totally agree with this article!

@Anon and Joe Blow, stop spamming or GTFO! Those aren't comments."
de Real Commenter 20 février 2011
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5.
Something that people say when they are the first to comment on something. Its really fucking annoying.
bigboobzrule42: first!
doug135: @bigboobzrule42 dude, nobody gives a shit

As you can see, bigboobzrule42 is a real fag.
de Garcatch 5 juillet 2011
74 50
 
6.
A term used to describe the first person to post a comment on a popular video, forum, or website. Usually used by little kids who think they are cool because they are the first of thousands to comment on something popular, when in reality no one really thinks its cool.
Comment 1: FIRST!!

Comment 2: Wow theres always someone that writes the first comment like that.
de Hamshake 15 mars 2011
8 1
 
7.
A word uttered in a pickup basketball game when there is a held ball in order to win possession for ones team. You must be the first player to call first and you cannot be one of the players in possession of the ball.
Little Foot was a non-factor in the game except for that time he called first.
de Tank Miller 21 juillet 2011
14 29