Top Definition
1. a quote made popular by John Turturro's character "The Jesus" in The Big Lebowski.

2.(v) exposing yourself to a small child, but only fans of a certain movie will know what you're talking about
1. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: Eight year olds, Dude.

2.
Wife: Where have you been Frank?
Frank: Eight Year olds, dude
Wife: whatever you say dear

Jeff Bridges: How've you been man?
Frank: Eight year olds, dude
Jeff Bridges: fuckin aye!
de NobodyFucksWithTheJesus 27 décembre 2010

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