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A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
#gay #straight #frat boy #confused #broham
de Bitch-monkey 18 décembre 2007
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A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.
"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
#bro #sexual #homosexual #bros #sex #friendship #friend #life #god #power #gay #frat #penis #testicles #vagina #goatsy
de AGBoss 12 mai 2009
Man who has a friendship bordering on HOMOsexual with their best buddy.
Jill: "Hey babe, where you goin?"

Russ: "Up to work to see Zach, haven't seen him in like a week and I miss him"

Jill: "Dude, that's bromosexual."
#gay #bromance #homosexual #homo #bro
de Blitzkrieg Betti 10 novembre 2011
o boy who is heterosexual, but is ok with hugging other guys, or having bromances
girl: why are you guys hugging? are you gay?
guy: nah we're just bromosexual
#bromance #bro #homophobe #bromophobe #brove
de arandomawesomeperson 11 octobre 2011
A man who is completely straight but who every once in a while says something about a bro that implies sexual attraction. Will often compensate by saying "No homo."
Steve- "Dude, did you grow your hair out? It looks really good. No homo."
John- "Uh, thanks?"

Later...
John- "Hey, do you think that maybe Steve is gay?"
Nick- "I don't think so; probably just a bromosexual."
#no homo #gay #bromo #homo #just sayin
de I'mAWumbologist 19 septembre 2011
A Bromosexual, is a person who performs a sexual favor for his "bro", yet insists it isn't homosexual. This act is known as an act of bromosexuality. Bromosexuality is normally performed within groups of bros or a "crew" from one "homie" or "bro" to another. Often times bromosexuality is a result of little sexual activity with a woman or women, boredom and curiosity, or perhaps closet homosexuality.
J-Cool: "Brah, i could really go for a BJ right about now, man. I haven't even seen pussy in months..."
D-Bro: "Well, i could...you know...help you out or somethin, man."
J-Cool: "Yeah dude, that'd be night, but it's definitely not gay or anything."
D-Bro: "Fa sho, dude, not gay, just, you know...bromosexual."
Both: "No Homo."
#bros #homies #boys #men #crew
de WolfxRayne 1 août 2009
A slang word for bro. It is a word used by Red in Pineapple Express to say to Sol as if saying your my bro. Hence Bromosexual. It is not in anyway gay. And can be substituted for dude, brah, bro, and man.
Hey whats up my Bromosexual?


Yah man my bromosexual totally hit up that casino.
#bro #dude #bromo #brah #man #red #sol #pineapple express
de bromosexual 22 janvier 2009
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