Top Definition
BLD
bad life decision
Ryan: "Jay got his girl pregnant and shes a dog...what a BLD"

Kyle: "Dude, that's fuckin' resh"
#bld #bad life decision #poor life choice #resh #durand
de Lafferty Daniel 6 août 2008
BLD
Body Language Doctor. A BLD is a person who has a fantastic amount of success in studying the probability of two people fucking based on their body language. BLDs are born to help. They are selfless and often find themselves neglecting their own love lives in order to give direction to the relationship-needy. The common practices of a BLD are similar to that of a free mason; nearby BLDs meet every once in a while to discuss recent hook-ups, break-ups, and fuck-ups within the thirsty community.
Girl A: That guy over there is SO hot. He also portrays himself as if he has a huge cock.
Girl B: Oh, that guy? yeah, he's a BLD.
de BLD ltd 31 mars 2016
Black Dick (that shyt that white girls love)
So I went to hook up with that white boy, but he aint got the BL D, so i dipped
#black #big #dick #white girl #sex
de pitt bitches 1 mars 2008
BLD
Big Long Dick

Shortened down to BLD it can also mean Black Long Dick.
Usually describes a man's dick.
Girl 1: Last night...I had sex with a BLD
Girl 2: Really? What was it like?
Girl1: Well, it was big and long an a dick. So good.
#abbreviation #big long dick #black long dick #dick #bld
de urbangoddess105 15 juin 2010
BLD
Bad Life Decision.
Not to be confused with the ever popular fml moments. Bld is more the things that lead up to the extreme side of things such as the fml moments. Its the opposite of a GLD(good life decision)
GLD: Partyyy - leads to- BLD: Blacking out and getting pregnant -leads to- FMl: The next day thinking back on the night.
#gld #fml #funny #serious #bad
de Steve714 23 octobre 2009
BLD
breakfast, lunch, and dinner. something that occurs all day long. phrase used in the act of taunting another
We owned that team BLD.
#24/7 #365 #all day #pwn #own #forever
de Dogghouse 12 janvier 2009
A term invented by Rob in the Can't Hang Van.

B.L.D. is a single meal for the day (typical on the road)

Breakfast Lunch Dinner
This McDowell's will be my B.L.D.
#breakfast #lunch #dinner #can't hang #meal
de canthang 19 janvier 2011
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