recherchez un mot, comme blumpkin :
 
1.
a hard on or erection of the male organ.
she so fine i was having a 1-man salute.
de slaveowner 29 avril 2008
 
2.
To FART briskly yet gracefully
To Squeeze gas through the buttocks like the pursing lips on a French Horn
I couldn't hold it in, so I gave the ol' 1-man salute.
de Pete The Meat 28 avril 2008