20 definitions by philologue

Top Definition
a male addicted to indiscriminate heterosexual acts
That vulva vulture has screwed every whore in Utah and is now laying siege to Sister Josephine!
#vulvophobe #knickersniffer #vulvo estate #bivulve #culture vulture
de philologue 5 octobre 2011
sexual metaphor
You'll find an extended clitophor on page twenty-seven
#clitophobe #cliterature #clit crit #clitomania #clitamnaestra
de philologue 23 août 2011
The process of becoming a highly desirable older woman
By her fortieth birthday Lucia's metamilfosis was complete.
#milf metal #milf magnet #metempsychosis #clitaphorical #morph
de philologue 17 août 2011
Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.
We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.
#clitophobe #lit crit #lit clit #clitophor #vulvophobe
de philologue 5 octobre 2011
one who has an intense aversion to the external female genitalia, or simply to their appearance
I love fucking Julie but her cunt's so ugly - I suppose I'm in the classic vulvophobe's dilemma.
#clitophobe #vulvo #volvophobe #vulva vulture #bivulve
de philologue 5 octobre 2011
Attractive older lady fond of outdoor pursuits
I often see that gorgeous windmilf up on the downs walking her dog
#windmill #milf life #milf to be #windsock #millwheel
de philologue 12 août 2011
milf so desirable that premature ejaculation is inevitable
I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.
#milfafa #right hand milf #milf bucket #milfie #milf in sheep's clothing
de philologue 11 août 2011
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