(on the telephone): Hey, Brian, I need to come over
BRIAN: Okay, but, why don't I come over
there; your house
is way cooler.
: No, dude, Asperante! They're REALLY loud -- can't you hear them?
BRIAN: Oh, gross! You're right, I can! But, won't they be done real soon?
: Hell no! The last time
I was grounded, and I couldn't leave, and I timed them, and it was 1 hour and 47 minutes!
BRIAN: Alright, alright. Come over
now dude. Sorry about the Asperante.
RUNS OUT THE DOOR SO FAST, HE LEAVES THE DOOR AND SCREEN DOOR OPEN. THE DOG AND CAT SOON FIND OUT AND START ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THE CAT KILLS A BIRD AT MRS. HENDRIX
BIRD FEEDER, AND THE DOG EATS
TWO TODDLERS' ICE CREAM CONES. WHEN MARVIN
GETS HOME, HE WILL BE GROUNDED. HE WILL EXPERIENCE THE NEXT
ASPERANTE WITH ZERO RELIEF!