Bloogle balls are a medical condition resulting from
the frustration of attempting to google someone and getting either
no dirt at all or a sea of results
for a multitude
of people with the same name as your googlee. Often results from
an underestimation of the popularity of the name you are searching.
"Mmm, that Dan Roche at work is so foine. Let's google him."
"OK... dannnn roooocchhe... ?!?!? results
one to ten of two million!?"
"Oh suck! Bloogle balls!"