A smile that reaches your eyes so much, it makes them crinkle
He: I thought of you today at the Barista
He: Dude, I got tickets for the game today
He: Awsum =)
Someone who doesn't look that great but is really great for you. No bad effects of dating and you have no regrets for time spent together. The man doesn't make you sick.
Girl1: I don't think Ajay looks hot
Girl2: I'm going for him. He's an organic dude
DAM is Day After Monday, and the syndrome is typical of crabby, caged behaviour of office goers. It's worse than Monday as the relaxation of Sunday has been long forgotten &Friday is a long way away!
She: My boyfriend is behaving funny today
He: He'll be better tomorrow. He must be suffering from DAM syndrome
Ms. Depressed: I feel terrible even after coffee
Ms. Chirpy: It's Tuesday. You prolly have DAM Syndrome. Nothing serious :)
A more potent way of of using the idiom, apples and oranges.
Dude, stop talking about time with your friends, like it's the same as time with your gal. You are talking vaginas &penises here!
Woman who is completely under the control of the man she is with!
Sasha is completely cock pecked. She's even stopped wearing shorts like he demands.
I wonder what a hen pecked man and a cock pecked woman would look like, together?
Fiercer than religious wars. Fought between two tweeps or more, using link after link,on what the truth about a subject be
My TL is being spammed by link wars about some content on Wikipedia
What do I do now? Two of my Twitter friends wont talk after a link war about grammar
An incomplete tweet. An incomplete thought on twitter. An incomplete argument on twitter
Tweetdeck seems to be having problems. Too many tweejaculations today!