It's a handy word that easily explains
a big gap in your evening of drinking. When you went from drunk
and aware, to drunken and unaware, but then got busy
with missions that can't be pieced together the next day.
I woke up outside my own house cuddling a wheelie
bin, covered in glitter, wearing budgie smugglers over jeans
and holding the reins
to a miniature horse. Man, I was so drunken