(1) It'll get you drunk! You'll be fuckin fat bitches
in no time! ARRR!!! Perhaps the best rum ever made, it will get you drunk for cheap without the hangover you'd expect from other cheap liqours such as Mr. Boston
, or Popov
. Though often dismissed as a cheap knock off of captain morgan
, it tastes very similar, is half the cost and the admiral has won in several blind taste tests. It is also true he runs a tight ship. ARRR!!!!
(2) A cheap spiced rum, cheaper and better than Captain Morgan.
(3) Admiral Horatio Nelson, commander of the Royal Navy when Britain won the great battle of Trafalgar. Not quite as much of an accomplishment as selling a high quality good tasting rum for half of what the competition sells it for.
(1) "I'm low on money and need to get this freshman girl crunked so I can bone her tonight. Better stop by liqours and pick up some admiral!"
(2) These minors
are way too dumb to notice the difference between admiral and captain. Just put the admiral in an old captain bottle and they'll be like "oh i love captain morgan, it tastes so much better than your semen"
(3) "Dude, Captain Morgan was just a lousy butt pirate. Admiral Nelson won the battle of trafalgar."