Guy 1: "Hey dude
should we go to that
bar tonight and get blazed
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"
Guy 1: "Oh shit
it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything
is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love
Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."