noun, pertaining to David Hasselhoff
Common usage "The Hoff
", implying that
he is the original Hoff
to which all other usages are derived.
by his hit TV shows "Nightrider" and "Baywatch" or an obvious lack of acting, singing and modelling talent, The Hoff
has become a post 80's email hit.
Clearly the act of "Hoffing" (see further
definitions of hoff
) has escalated in recent times. The quick
and efficient medium of email has made this crime against
humanity too easy and the Victims of Hoff
Related Emails Crime Unit (VOHHRECU) has seen a dramatic rise in Hoff
related violence, psychosis, and even
related emails have also been
on the increase. The Hoff
's arch nemesis McGyver
has started an emailing war, apparently enraged at The Hoff's born-again stardom. Other 80's B-grade celebrities also involved in the "coalition of The Hoff" in this war include
Magnum P.I., Mr T
, William Shatner
and even the enigmatic Ingelbert Humperdink.
The whole concept
of The Hoff is currently
subject to parlimentary review and legislation
is being considered to curb the disturbing trend of Hoffing.
speak: "The Hoff is cool"
In teenage girl loser
denial: "I love The Hoff and when I grow up, I'm going to marry him!"
In general terms: "Man, The Hoff is such a fag"
In Hoff related violent state: "Stop f*cking sending
me f*cking Hoff emails. If you do it again I'm gonna cut rip your eyes out so I can make you watch as an overweight
albino mountain gorilla soddomise
your mum's still warm and twitching