15 definitions by RainbowNinja

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A successful Youtuber/Blogger who has over 40,000 subscribers to his channel. Best known for his satirical and quirky humour.
Guy: Dude gay people don't deserve to get married

Gay guy: Hey watch this video "why gay marriage is WRONG"
by tyler oakley. I think you'll like it

*watches video*

Guy:whoa...I'm an moronic asshole
de RainbowNinja 6 juillet 2009
"Er, I…didn't quite catch that. Got…distracted…"
―The response of any person to ever speak to Aayla Secura, ever

Aayla Secura

Biographical information
Homeworld: Ryhot, err, Ryloth
Born: Wow, those breasts, um, 40 BBY
Died: She's way to hot to die! (official story is that she was

shot about 56 times by a bunch of horny clones)

Physical description
Species: Twi'lek
Gender: Hot Female
Height: Sexy
Hair color: Blue Brain tails
Eye color: Green

Aayla Secura was a female Jedi who was also a Twi'lek. She is most famous for being drooled over by fanboys (and possibly some fangirls), who often had dreams of getting her in bed. However, she married non-fanboy Grover in the end and, to the dismay of the galactic populace, began to dress modestly. As she was a Twi'lek, this meant very little change in her wardrobe but the change was enough to send her followers into a spiral of despair.
Personally, I just don't see what those fanboys see in...mmm, that sexy ass... and those boobs!

Aayla Secura was born into the Cult of St. Noodlehead, the state-sponsored church on Ryloth. As a teenager she became dissatisfied with its feminist leanings and converted to G*nkism. Despite her career with the Jedi, she persisted in loyalty to it even unto death. But she didn't die! (Yes, she did die. Tough luck, fanboys. Now go get a life.)

During the Clone wars Aayla boosted the moral of her troops up to an unprecedented summit by undressing in the jungle.( Obi-wan tried this, and it resulted in 3/4 of the clone army under his command needing replacing, after a massive spate of suicides. The other 1/4, well...Wookiee-Nookie abounded..) Needless to say when Order 66 was executed half of her squad committed suicide, the other half vowed revenge on Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, leaving only two Mandalorian mercenaries of the entire squad alive, those mercenaries were....yes you guessed it Goran Beviin and Medrit Vasur.

Together, she and her fuzzy, blue husband went on to have 199 children. So, Aayla Secura might be your grandma, she just might. About her and Grover's relations...as many fanboys as there are Jax Pavans, to be precise, have wanted to "trade places with" her husband, wanting Aayla to provide some place to put their...uh...let's not go there.

Well...below are some notable results of their relations:
Jax Pavan 20,394
And the most notable of all...
Star Wars Fanboy1: Man I'd like to show Aayla my lightsaber if you know what I mean.

Star Wars Fanboy2: What are you talking about man she mastered the fourth form of lightsaber combat, Ataru, and had some skill in Form V, as well as being a user of Jar'Kai. Not to mention training under Quinlan Vos a highly respected Jedi Master. She would totally kick your ass at a duel.

Star Wars Fanboy1: Dude you need to get laid...

Aayla Secura is a Sex Goddess with lightsabers.
de RainbowNinja 7 juillet 2009
A bitchin anime about a duck who becomes a girl who becomes a magical ballerina to help find pieces of this hot guy's heart. Said hot guy can usually be found hanging on ledges pantsless.

Super dark and confusing, not for a beginning anime watcher, princess tutu is an engrossing anime that will win you over with beautiful animation, incredible soundtracks, and really hot guys wearing leotards.
Princess tutu is sorta cute, but Mytho is hackin sexy
de RainbowNinja 6 juillet 2009
A hilarious webcomic satire on dark and emo-esque topics. Usually involves lots of gore.
Guy 1: whatcha doin?

Guy 2: just looking at some cheer up emo kid

Guy 1: I love that webcomic!
de RainbowNinja 6 juillet 2009
Agumon is a Rookie Digimon creature from the Japanese Digimon media franchise that comprises anime, manga, toys, video games, trading card games and other media. He is the unofficial mascot for the Digimon franchise as he and his alternate forms (called Digivolutions) are featured in almost all Digimon media/merchandise. The name "Agumon" is partly derived from the Japanese onomatopoeia "aguagu", the sound of biting, and from the suffix -mon (short for "monster") which all Digimon carry at the end of their names. Thus, Agumon is literally a "biting monster". Coincidently, the world "Agu" also means Fire in Nepalese as Agumon often is seen using fire attacks.

"Agumon" is the name that all members of this particular Digimon species share. There are several different Agumon that appear in various Digimon anime and manga series who are almost always main Digimon characters. Each lead Agumon is partnered (bonded) with a child called a DigiDestined. DigiDestined are children chosen by benevolent beings (usually a group of ancient, powerful Digimon) to defeat evil forces in the Digital World, the plane on which all Digimon live. The DigiDestined use their psychological states to trigger their Digimon to transform into a Digivolved form. Digivolution changes a Digimon's species and increases its power dramatically.

The most well-known appearance of Agumon is in the Digimon Adventure anime as the partner of Taichi Kamiya (called "Tai" for short). An Agumon also appears as a main character in Digimon Savers, partnered to Masaru Daimon. In the Digimon Next manga one is partnered to Tsurugi Tatsuno, and another with Teru Raku in the D-Cyber Chinese manhua.

The Agumon of Digimon Adventure also appears in the sequel series Digimon Adventure 02 and all the Digimon Adventure/02 related movies.
He is a cross between a fire breathing dragon and a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Agumon is a short and stout Tyrannosaurus rex-like Digimon standing about 2½ feet tall, though an Agumon appearing in Digimon: The Movie stands about 7-9ft tall, though this Augumon was different from the one appearing in the series. His skin is bright orange and his eyes, which are large and disc-shaped, are light green. His forearms are noticeably larger than his upper arms because they are comprised entirely of broad, three-clawed hands. (Early artwork for the Digimon virtual pet depicted him with four claws per hand.) Agumon's large feet also sport three claws. Rare for Digimon of his size (yet common for many higher level digimon), Agumon has distinct pectoral muscles. His tail is fat and stubby, and his head and muzzle are almost as large as the rest of his body. Each side of his head has a small, visible ear-hole. Agumon is a vaccine type Digimon.

Agumon is the main Digimon in Digimon Adventure, the first Digimon anime series. Agumon's personality is extremely brave, relaxed, and funny. Being partnered to the leader of the eight DigiDestined featured in Adventure, Agumon is a decisive factor in many battles. He is always the first of the partner Digimon to Digivolve into a stronger form. Agumon is also one of only two partner Digimon to Digivolve to the Mega level, the highest and strongest form a Digimon can obtain. (Yamato "Matt" Ishida's partner Gabumon is the other Digimon to reach Mega.)
Agumon plays a major role in the Digimon Adventure movie Our War Game!. (This film was combined with Digimon Adventure (Movie) and Digimon Hurricane Touchdown/Supreme Evolution! The Golden Digimentals to make the English language Digimon: The Movie.) In it, Agumon and Tai teams up with Matt, Gabumon, Tentomon (partner of Izzy Izumi), and Patamon (partner of T. K. Takaishi) to enter the Internet to battle Infermon, an evil Digimon who had taken residence there. (Digimon are made of data and can enter electronic communication networks at will; DigiDestined are temporarily converted to data for this purpose.) Eventually, Infermon was defeated when WarGreymon (Agumon's Mega form) DNA Digivolved with MetalGarurumon (Gabumon's Mega) to form Omnimon.

Agumon in episode 11 of Digimon Adventure 02, (The Storm of Friendship).
In Digimon Adventure 02 new DigiDestined were chosen to defend the Digital World. Agumon was no longer a main character, although he made intermittent appearances throughout the series. His most notable contribution was to begin the chain of events that led to Veemon (the new main Digimon) obtaining Raidramon, one of his Armor Digivolved forms. Agumon was temporarily held captive by the Digimon Emperor, the evil persona of the DigiDestined actually named Ken Ichijouji. He was forced to Dark Digivolve to SkullGreymon and a possessed MetalGreymon. Veemon and his partner Davis Motomiya unlocked Veemon's Raidramon form during the battle to free Agumon.

Pepper Breath/Pepper Flame/spit fire blast: Shoots an orange and red fireball of varying strength from his mouth.

The name "Agumon" refers only to the Rookie form of this Digimon. Throughout the series, Agumon gains the ability to Digivolve into a number of more powerful forms, each with a different name and special attack. However, the Rookie level is his preferred form and the one he spends most of his time in, due to the amount of energy required to stay in a higher form.
Agumon is way better than any pokemon could ever be.
de RainbowNinja 6 juillet 2009
Moltres takes the form of a large bird with flame-colored plumage, resembling a phoenix. Its dazzling wings and elaborate head crest appear to be covered with flames. It has a straight, pointed brown break, which is the same color as its feet. Compared to the other legendary birds (Zapdos and Articuno, it has the smallest feet and legs. However, it is the largest of the legendary birds, but its feathers make up a good portion of its bulk. When Moltres flaps its wings, it creates a brilliant flash of flames. It is also one of the few Pokémon known to naturally wield the very powerful Flying-type move Sky Attack.

Moltres is one of the legendary birds of Kanto, and is a poorly understood species, believed by many to be pure myth. Its behavior is largely clandestine, but it appears to migrate to the south during the springtime. There are many folktales surrounding this species, but perhaps the most popular is that its appearance will bring about an early spring. When Moltres flaps its wings, it sheds hundreds of tiny embers. It is believed that these embers have healing properties. If injured, it will immerse itself in lava to heal. Moltres appear to live in hot regions, particularly active volcanoes. They are spectacularly rare. Moltres have been sighted on Victory Road and near the Sevii Islands. One has been recently sighted, roaming Sinnoh.
Ash: Gotta catch 'em all!

Moltres: *Destroys Ash*

Pikachu: Pika pika pikaCHU!

Moltres: *Destroys the fat-ass-yellow-wombat*
de RainbowNinja 6 juillet 2009
Like a regular gasp but more dramatic. Used mainly in chat rooms or AIM conversations
Guy 1: Dude I totally insulted MisaTange yesterday, it was an awesome flamefest

Guy 2: Legasp!

Guy 1:What?

Guy 2: You are so screwed....
de RainbowNinja 6 juillet 2009
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