A mixture of mashed potatoes and saliva, usually encountered at dinnertime. Occasionally found outside of one's mouth, but only through the previous action of spitting it, perhaps at someone or something.
The gumpmash made a chomping noise between my jaws.
A really ridiculous symbol for laughing used on the Internet conceived by a bunch of Inuyasha-watching anime deadbeats. OK so LOL is really annoying too, but xD is absurdly stupid and everyone has to stop using it RIGHT NOW.
Smart guy: Hi what's up?
Idiot: I saw the new Inuyasha xD
Smart Guy: What's ur address again?
Idiot: 21 Elm St.
Smart Guy: Leave the door open, b/c you're gonna die
Idiot: XD XD XD XD X(slice)
The state of an individual after an action by another has offended, alienated, or otherwised embarrassed the said individual. Examples include winning a hand in poker, defeating someone by a large margin in a fencing bout, and getting bitten by a pelican.
That kid who lost 5-0 got owned!
Someone who uses codes and cheats in online games. Also an insult for any stupid person.
That smacktard is invincible, don't bother wasting the ammo.
Smacktards like you are the reason the world is so messed up.
When a girl asks a guy out instead of the other way around. Can be very disconcerting.
Whoa, she totally puled a power move on me last night.
Nuclear testing ground.
Utah is a great red state in which to try out the Bomb.
A place where rebels go to meet more rebels.
Whoa, I like your piercings. Now what's your stand on the system?