10 definitions by Magic Mocha

Strondom- A contraction of STRaw and cONDOM- the little condom like piece of straw wrapper that the restaurant or bar staff leaves on the straw when they bring you a drink.
Excuse me waitress, Could you get me another drink? This one doesn't have a strondom, and I practice safe drinking.
de Magic Mocha 16 septembre 2010
Acronym for "Royal Fucking Know It All"

pronounced are-eff-kee-ya

variations include fkia "Fucking Know It All"

pronounced eff-kee-ya

use the rfkia when the person is a known celebrity
use fkia when talking about teenagers or in-laws etc

A lot of sports casters and talk show hosts are rfkia's, People like Bob Costas, Howard Cowsell, Bryant Gumball, Keith Olberman, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham etc.
Not all talk show hosts are fkias, Don Imus and Bill O'Reilly are just stupid assholes.
sometimes my brother in law is such a fkia,
could be worse, at least he's not Dr Phi,l he is a rfkia.
de Magic Mocha 22 septembre 2010
The royal companion to Prince Poppycock.
Prince Charles is to Princess Diana as Prince Poppycock is to...

A.) Freddie Mercury
B.) Elton John
C.) Liberace
D.) Princess Poppycunt
de Magic Mocha 17 septembre 2010
A McDonalds happy meal without a toy, usually happens when Mom is pmsing and goes through the drive thru too fast, never checks the order and the pimplefester doesn't either. Then poor Mom has to listen to little Johnny throw a shitfit all the way home. sometimes resulting in a backhand and that makes for a Saddermeal. If Johnny end up with a black eye and his school teacher calls the cops on Mom its the saddest meal and if Johnny dies in the ER of a brain hemorrhage then its a Sadisticmeal.
Mom: What do you want for supper Johnny?

Johnny: (screams) CrackDonald's

(sings) yeah I'm gonna get a Toy, maybe its a racecar, maybe its a beanie baby, maybe its a Robot.

Mom: Sorry pal its a sadmeal only a few fries, a knapkin and a greaseburger

Johnny: (throws a shitfit) arhhhhh when I grow up I'm going to beat the crap out a that clown.

Mom: SHUTUP (whap)
de Magic Mocha 17 septembre 2010
a cheese burger that is so greasy the cheese is wet and slimy and the grease is saturated through the bun and wrapper, usually served by pimplefesters who work at crackdonalds
Hello pimplefester how many crackdonald's greaseburgers do I have to eat to get a complexion like yours?

well you can eat 3 or rub one directly on the skin.
de Magic Mocha 17 septembre 2010
A teenager who's face and or forehead is covered with acne, some times bright red, shiny white or deep black pores. Usually works at the drive thru at Crackdonalds handling your food and change.
Mom to CrackDonald's manager : Next time I go to the drive thru please make sure you double check the order, my son threw a shitfit the other day and your pimplefester was so busy stuffing his face with greaseburgers he forgot the damn toy.

Pimplefester to his manager: Yo toy was bagged and tagged, Bro she be pmsing
de Magic Mocha 17 septembre 2010
People who are addicted to McDonalds food usually kids, teenagers, fat fucks and stupidiots who change there last name to something stupid.
After the big game Chad Ochocinco be jonesing for some CrackDonald's.
de Magic Mocha 17 septembre 2010

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