The most powerful and wise Jedi master ever. Small and green, seemingly weak, but you just try and attack him. Try! I dare ya! He'll kick your ass before you can say 'Sith'
Also despite living with people speaking normally for a good 900 years before he died, he still couldn't grasp the right way to say a sentence. This would lead to some believeing he isn't as wise as he is.
Those who believe this, die they should.
Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow.
Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.
Darth Vader, formally Anakin Skywalker. Turns evil from good, then back again. He's a total kickass.
Was trained by Obi-Wan Kenobi. Who also kicks ass.
Wears big black suit, scary.
His nickname used to be Ani.
Villian but actually the victim.
The main character in the Star Wars saga.
Palpatine: Lord Vader? Can you hear me?
Darth Vader:*Breaths* Yes Master
A lightsaber is an amazing and versatile eweapon that is used by a Jedi.In comparison to these, blasters are pathetic.To carry a lightsaber is an example of incredible skill. The blade of a lightsabre can cut through almost anything, except the blade of another one.
They are the best weapons in the universe basically.
Anakin:When I got there we went into aggresive negotiations..
Padme: Aggresive negotiations? What's that?
Anakin: Well, negotiations, with a light saber.
The young boy who is twisted by the dark side in Star Wars Episode III.
Also a 'villian' who actually ends up being the victim, when we learn the truth.
Star Wars Fan 1: It's so sad he's such an Anakin!
Star Wars Fan 2: Yeah I always thought he was a baddie but he's actually a goodie!
The weapon of a jedi knight. Very elegant and light and beautiful.
Woah! Anakin Skywalker fights with TWO lightsabers!
If you glomp
someone, they have been glompified.
You have just been GLOMPIFIED!
Used by people on the net who think adding ness to lol makes it funnier. They are fools. There are also such things as Lolish
which are similar in their stupidity.
Most people who use it say they made it up.
Person: Yeah he's so stupid it's hilarious!
Idiot: LOL OOH lolness