12 definitions by JamesBeam

The day after Mother's Day.

Because every Mother's Day deserves a Mother's Night.
"This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one
All Up Under the Covers Day."

--Lonely Island
#mother's day #mother's night #mothers day #mothers night #lonely island #mother #each other's mother #mother lover #monday #second monday in may #andy samberg #justin timberlake #snl #hallmark
de JamesBeam 8 mai 2010
To add members to, or become a member of, someone else's "mafia."

Originally just shorthand for joining/asking someone to join you in Mafia Wars, it now includes real life situations.
(1) Bob: Mob up! bob90210@hootmail.org

(2) Carl: Yo, those four guys have been messin' with us all night.

Dave: Well there's only the two of us, so if you wanna take 'em on, we're gonna have to mob up.
#mob #mob up #mafia #mafia wars #facebook #myspace #online #onlines games #shorthand #internet memes in real-life
de JamesBeam 11 mars 2010
mo-LEZ-bee-uhn

(1) A sexually aggressive lesbian. A lesbian who makes unwanted sexual advances.

(2) A female mole which is also gay.
(1) Candy: I didn't wanna say anything, but... is Mandy gay?
Andy: Uh, yeah. Duh.
Candy: OMG. That's cool if she is, but I'm totally not, and she was grabbing my butt all night.
Andy: Ohh.... right. Sorry. She's also a molesbian.

(2) Freddy: Aww, you have two pet moles! How cute!
Teddy: I think we can all see where this is going.
#lesbian #moles #molestation #hot female booty #sex #sexually aggressive #kevin bacon
de JamesBeam 29 décembre 2009
The only thing to do with a horse after you have beaten it.
Okay. We get it. Michael Vick is playing football again. Quit fucking a dead horse.
#horse #repetition #repetitive #redundant #redundancy #beating a dead horse #stfu
de JamesBeam 16 novembre 2010
Hashtagging (v.) The act of having sex while smoking hash. Derived from "to tag" meaning, "To have sex with," and "hash" meaning "hash."
"We were bored & nothing was on TV, so Becky and I spent the evening #hashtagging
#hash #tagging #hashtagging #hashtag #hashtagged #sex #smoking #smoke #marijuana #hashish #twitter ##
de JamesBeam 15 octobre 2010
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