The haired pubic rise directly above the female genitals. An apparently pleasure-less pad of fat that protects the pubic bone over the bladder. Region of the human body which is imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. On some, a densely-thicketed plateau, on others an oddly barren "woodland", still on others, a shaved hump.
My hand slipped down the front of her pants, inside her underwear, until it rested on her mons. My middle finger then sought her vulva
Not simply someone who is just coyote ugly, the phrase usually implies she is ugly, unkempt, over-weight and has hygiene problems such as a fishy cunt or skid marks on her underwear and her arse really stinks if you go to mount her doggy-style. She is also sexually promiscuous - a person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases. Her victims are always extremely horrified when they wake up the next morning. A somewhat crude term, the phrase is only usually used by people who are common, of low intellect or mingers themselves.Word comes from northern England and from Scotland.
Dave woke up hungover.Two-thirds of the bed contained a sweaty mound of stinky minger with unshaven armpits and huge bush. His genitals itched terribly.
A well known porn star who runs her own website and knows how to use computers. Her best attribute is her ability to look like someone you know, while fucking
some stud. She is smart, sexy, and available (all you have to do is drive to your local XXX store, or visit www.asiacarrera.com). If you play Unreal Tournament
much, Asia has probably whipped your ass at some point or another.
Damn, I just got asswhipped in UT by Asia Carrera. I guess the only thing to do is go to her website and whack off to her tit pics.
the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth
"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"
(noun) one who licks a clitoris. Can be male or female
Sara:"That Fred is an excellent clit licker".
Sara:"My friend Marge is a fantastic clit licker when she's not sucking cock."
the act of pulling someone's ear.
My girlfriend gave me an hard ear pull for the fun of it.
Irrational belief in something despite all evidence to the contrary.
My religion's holy book says the world is flat, so I believe it's flat no matter what all those fancy-pants scientists say, what with all their years of hard work and research!