*Walk past girl walking down the street
with her partner*
1: Damn that girl is giving you side eye
2: Yeah, I know what
an attention seeking bitch.
1: Yeah but you would still hit that wouldn't you?
2: Of course playa
. But only
so I can jizz
in her side eye cheating face. The harlet
1: Yo... That's deep
2: Not as deep
as that brother finding out his girl is a side eye whore.