5 definitions by Gravitas Democritus

Something available for everyone which is paid for by someone else. Feels best when obtained via the subterfuge of one's political allies, and is usually accompanied by schadenfreude.
"I get free health care, thanks to President Obama!"
de Gravitas Democritus 31 octobre 2013
Noun
1. an awkward unsophisticated person: rustic
2. a naive or inexperienced person
3. Obama supporter: Democrat
Verb
1. to lie
2. to obtain an advantage by dishonest, unfair, or illegal means, especially through the abuse of one's position or influence in politics.
Grube is a nickname for anyone who believed Obamacare would pass without lying about it.

The Democrats treated us like a bunch of grubes.

Don't grube me, bro. I don't worship Obama.
de Gravitas Democritus 15 novembre 2014
Voterbending is the process of actively transgressing, or "bending," the voting laws of a country or state; a form of Democrat activism undertaken in an effort to fundamentally transform America into a third world nation.
Voterbending is almost always combined with the citizenfuck, and is usually carried out by transamerican people.
de Gravitas Democritus 4 mars 2014
A citizenfuck (or citizen fuck or citizen-fuck) is the conscious effort to mock or "fuck with" traditional notions of citizenship which assume that one's identity, role and orientation toward their country of residence is determined by one's legal status in said country. This activity has also been called voterbending. Traditional notions of citizenship assume that one will identify, act and appear in accordance with the laws of their country of choice.
Barack Obama, the first Transamerican President. Transamerican is an umbrella term that may include anybody who was assigned citizenship at birth, but identifies as a foreigner. For instance, some commiepinko, green/red, acitizen, ameriqueer, bisocialist, crossvoting people might identify as transamerican in a process known as citizenfucking.
de Gravitas Democritus 4 mars 2014
Transamerican is an umbrella term that may cover anybody who was a) assigned American citizenship at birth, or b) has become a naturalized citizen, but c) identifies as a foreigner.
Some commiepinko, green/red, acitizen, ameriqueer, bisocialist, crossvoting people might identify as transamerican in a process known as citizenfucking. See citizenfuck and voterbending.
de Gravitas Democritus 4 mars 2014

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