One that is an igno-raymus,
The Height of all Ignorance possible that a single human-being can possess,
Never under-estimate the predictability of pig ignorance within this individual
-A raymus Turns up in a green football kit dressed as a lizard when the rest of his team mates wear black.
-A raymus Introduces a bird that he wants to callously discard to his parents a week before he ditches them off by text