Ron: Hey, I’m going to Urban Behavior; I’ve got to buy some Jeans. I’ll talk to you later.
James: You mean behaviour?
Ron: Huh? Why do you English
people have the extra vowel in there? It doesn’t make sense!
James: The extra vowel, in most cases, is silent, but American
brains can’t handle the extra task in figuring that out. Plus, that’s the original English
way we’ve always spelled behaviour, but thanks to Noah Webster, he decided to get creative
, one day, and misspell our words. That’s very unoriginal!
Ron: I thought English
came from America
James: ENG-lish came from ENG-land, way before America
was even a country