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10 definitions by Andrew Badera

 
1.
1. A special, real number that normalizes the ratio of douchebags in a conversation to the amount of time it takes for one or more of them to be called out as such.
Time to call-out = Douchebag Constant * (time / douchebags); tc = DBC(t / d)
de Andrew Badera 11 décembre 2010
 
2.
Followspam is email or other notification generated by the action of following someone on a social network. Followspam happens when the account originating the follow action is used for spam, often a bambibot, SEObot or other bot utilizing an autofollow mechanism.
I'm so sick of all this followspam! The SEObots and bambibots are killing my inbox!
de Andrew Badera 13 août 2009
 
3.
Twitter spam; see also, life-vomit
1. Twitter accounts that serve no benefit other than linkspamming or self-promotion: "That girl's pretty twam-y."

2. Twitter follow requests from persons blithely following Robert Scoble's mass-adding formula for gaining "followers" on Twitter: "Scoble's mass-add formula encourages follow twam."
de Andrew Badera 17 avril 2008
 
4.
Chick deco is an eclectic design style incorporating chatchkis, knickknacks, materials and colors that no straight man would ever consider allowing in his home were he allowed the choice.
Overheard at party:

Dude1: Bro, did you get the nickel tour?
Dude2: Yeah bro! Did you check out those bathrooms? Or the "sun room?"
Dude1: Totally bro! 100% chick deco. You think she got his balls in the prenup?
de Andrew Badera 5 juillet 2010
 
5.
to blog or microblog in a fashion completely uninteresting to those around you, or in your netwok, often in an overly-revealing, stream-of-consciousness fashion.
That d-bag life-vomits complete juvenile nonsense on Pownce.
de Andrew Badera 30 août 2007
 
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An SEObot is a subset of spambots most often found as accounts on social networks, or as webcrawlers used to game page ranking mechanisms in search. The typical social network SEObot is either trying to game, or trying to sell SEO services, often mixed with other spam.
Enough with the SEObots already -- Twitter really needs to kill the autofollow mechanism.
de Andrew Badera 13 août 2009
 
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A bambibot is a subset of spambots found on social networks, fronted with sexy pictures, pushing porn links and spewing lasivicious statements.

"I hate my boy/girlfriend, you need to come f*ck me now! www.obviouspornlink.com/gejio3h3043j0"
Those stupid bambibots have totally taken over Twitter and filled my inbox with followspam.
de Andrew Badera 13 août 2009