A kids show that will seal the fate of our future offspring and humanity if watched on more than one occasion by a young child.
Tommy: "i wanna watch YO gabba gabba"
15 years later Tommy becomes a homosexual and becomes addicted to heroin
Tommy: "i wanna watch YO GABBA GABBA"
Parent: "no u little shit, do you want to become a homo?"
Parent: "then watch the damn history channel you lil shit"
15 years later Tommy because a stock broker and brings in multi million dollar salary, has makes money and ****s bitches and sends half of his salary back home to his parents