Wigger-n.Wanna be black person, or a white person that for some reason thinks there black.
My new hooked on wiggers learning program. 14 easy steps to be a stupid ass wigger, listen closely.
1. Learn the native language ( dis, dat, fo sho, skreet, axe, playa, foo cracka, snap...ect.)
2. Get your latest edition of Dubs even though you're probably 4 years to young to drive.
3. Make a "Gang" and threaten to kill people with your "guns".
4. Say "nigga" so you'll fit in, and it's the most you can get away with.
5. Wear a jersey half on half on, that way you won't be too hot or too cold.
6. Spend all of your drug money on "platinum" so it looks like you got into a fit with a roll of tin foil.
7. NEVER wear a hat the right way either: upside down/backwards, sideways/upside down, right side up/to the left, backwards/up your ass.
8. Get clothes 3 times too big just incase you need to make a parachute.
9. Wear your pants to your knees for easy access.
10. Buy any of the following clothing brands: Ekco, Phat Farm, South Pole, or Fubu.
11. Write a few raps. Ex.- Yo yo yo, I da noo santa ho ho ho, yall look at me da playa, sittin on ma sleigh-ya, ya betta not mess with ghetto santa, cause cracka I am da daddy macka...werd to ya mutha homie!
12. If someone has a "beef" do ever think of resolving it humanly, shoot them.
13. Walk with a limp, even if you don't have crap in your pants, it will be in your head.
14. Drink the following beverages daily: Crunk juice. Pimp juice, Ice-T, and so on.
..........HAPPY WIGGER DAYS...........
-No offense to real black gangstas...offense only to white wankstas.